Astrologer issues election-day warning
Beware! You may encounter a tall, dark stranger on your way to the White House!
As if things weren’t bad enough, we should be bracing for an astrological cataclysm on election day. So reports the Utne Reader (in perfect seriousness):
1. “The election will be postponed or canceled due to some ‘national emergency.’”
2. “One or more candidates will leave the race.”
3. “There will be rampant fraud or data foul-ups on Election Day, and yet another election will be stolen.”
Read what happens when Saturn and Uranus collide Nov. 4, 2008 here.